The Present
-I’d like a stuffed animal for my daughter.
-OK.
-For her birthday.
-Sure.
-What have you got?
-I’ve got this rabbit.
-This rabbit?
-Sure.
-It looks fast.
-It’s a rapid rabbit.
-What’s with the foam on its mouth?
-It’s foam.
-Does it have rabies?
-Maybe.
-So it’s rabid.
-It’s a rabid rapid rabbit.
-Great. Wrap it.
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