Green, Green Grass

If I’m unemployed, I just want a job.
If I’ve got a job, I just want a better job.
If I’ve got a better job, I just want a promotion, with an office.
If I’ve got a promotion, with an office, I just want to be the boss.
If I’m the boss, I just want better employees.
If I’ve got better employees, I just want cheaper employees, maybe in China.
If I’ve got cheaper employees, maybe in China, I just want my former employees to stop complaining about how they’re unemployed, and just want a job.

I’ve got my own problems.

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